I am currently not teaching 6th grade math, but I'll leave these here for you to ponder.
Woody's Blackboard: Greatest Hits
What if there were no hypothetical questions?
If Monday had a face, I'd punch it.
The tree doesn't fall very far from the apple.
Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide.
Alright, everybody line up alphabetically according to height.
I bought a shovel. It was groundbreaking.
If you're not shore, don't give in to pier pressure.
In golf, you should wear 2 pairs of pants in case you get a hole in one.
Ham and eggs: a days work for the chicken, a lifetime for the pig.
If speech is really free, then why do we have to pay for vowels.
I thought I made a mistake, but I was mistaken.
I would tell a joke about pizza, but that would be too cheesy.
A door open is ajar. When a jar is open is it adoor?
That chandelier I passed before was the high light of my day.
Those who throw dirt away only lose ground.
Dear Algebra, Stop asking us to find your x. She's not coming back.
So far, this is the oldest I've ever been.
How can a person draw a blank?
Perforation is a rip-off.
Aibohphobia: the fear of palindromes.
The more you understand me, the crazier you get.
I didn't say it was your fault; I said I was blaming you.
I'm so great I'm jealous of myself.
A new type of broom came out. It's sweeping the nation.
I used to have a fear of hurdles, but I got over it.
If you don't pay your exorcist, you get repossessed.
The dead batteries were given out free of charge.
Predictions are difficult, especially about the future.
You have to learn to finish your sentences because
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